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Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
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dehydrawasted

The physical state of ones body the morning after a night of extreme binge drinking leaving then not only dehydrated but also still wasted. Often occurs after large amount of cheap beer.
It is ironic that I drank 32 cans of a liquid but am dehydrated and still wasted. I guess you could say I am dehydrawasted.
by woulddesk September 13, 2009
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Sexually Dehydrated

The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 7, 2010
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dehydrated

get dried...sober up after drinking.
johnny felt dehydrated after the party.
by Gá7 June 11, 2006
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dehydrated

One level further than thirsty.
A guy who is thirsty for any period of time longer than 3months and up to 2years.
Extremely desperate to the point where even if his female subject rejects him multiple times he still perseveres in pursuing her. Despite the fact that she is clearly and obviously not interested, he never stops. Beware!!!!
"Girl this guy will not take a hint and get lost!"
"How long has this been going on??"
"Girl.. two years!!!!"
"He ain't thirsty..he dehydrated!!"

thirsty
by nikkibear August 22, 2014
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Dehydrat

A dehydrat is a dehydrated rat that looks crusty and musty
Girl:Omg i dont like her
Other girl: Ikr she's such a dehydrat
by Itzme.simone August 2, 2019
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Dehydrated

My girlfriend and i are very dehydrated
Me and my bitch are so thirsty we are now dehydrated and want a couple bottles of water
by [Dillheadthirsty] January 3, 2020
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