Defrost the Chicken

code for a blowjob in the winter time underneath the campanile on Iowa State University campus

Hey Ben, can you help me defrost the chicken tonight.

by chickendefroster5000 January 7, 2018

defrost the penguin

We all know that after long periods of abstinance, a man's pride gets cold and shriveled but thanks to new technology, we now know how to "defrost the penguin"

Sean's penguin is still in the cold

by Jim Yamato December 11, 2003

Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 19, 2010

desorostitution

when a sorostitue, mainly one named valentina, comes home from sorority events and is in a chatty cathy mood. after a few hours she finally comes off her sorority high and acts semi-normal again.

greek week has just ended and all the sorostitues are going through their desorostitution phase

by moy moy May 14, 2010

defroster

When you take a shit, freeze it, then shove it up some ones ass so they can defrost it.

It looked like my girlfriend had corn in her poo this morning, however, I was the one that ate corn yesterday, I just gave her the defroster last night.

by takxoxoxo March 3, 2011

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016

defrostation

the state of being defrosted

Put the meat in their defrostation locations.

by anonymous100 March 27, 2016