Gender Deafness

A condition affecting men, rendering them unable to hear the words spoken by a woman. This is subsequently followed by the man parroting back exactly what was said, but repackaged as his own original thought, or mansplaining, or a combination of both.

Woman to group: "We have two options. We can fix the pole, utilise a generator for 3 days in the interim, but potentially have to sink the connection in 5-10 years when the main cable is sunk, rendering the pole redundant. Or we can sink the connection now and utilise a generator for 2-3 months."
Man to the woman: "Yeah, but you've got to careful how you go about it. I see that we have two options. We can fix the pole or we can sink the connection."
Woman to man: "I just said that. You are suffering gender deafness. I have an IQ in the top one percent of the population but yet, somehow, lower IQ men like you seem to think you are entitled to talk to me like I'm stupid. Fuck you and your mental deficit."

by Consonance Take Two September 15, 2019

chore deafness

what your kids get when you ask them to do chores the audio version of refrigerator blindness

Kimmi, it's your turn to do the dishes,,,no answer,,, you must have chore deafness

by Pete Russell February 21, 2008

Denessia

Very funny but very dumb person that luvs to drink my balls!!!!!!!!

i wuff u denessia....if only u were smarter ...lol j/k

by Bri February 13, 2004

Deafness

Someone who suffers from deafness has limited, or suffered complete loss of hearing.

-Oy, this Johnny is pissin' me off. I called him a dickhead earlier but he didnt even look at me.
-Yeah, he suffer from deafness.

by StafuYo April 7, 2018

dennessy

Very beautiful person, can be annoying sometimes but ok, HAS THE BEST LITTLE SISTER EVER THATS NAME STARTS WITH A Z. that’s it SIKE THEY LOOK LIKE WALK AND LOOK LIKE GOBY FROM HARRY POTTER . But they are nice and pretty ig

Hey Dennessy your ugly

by water rat 1037738382 November 23, 2021

Roblox Deafness Awareness Day

On March 22, all roblox games will contain no sound in awareness for deaf people

Oh what are you going to be doing on the 22nd, Im gonna be playing roblox because its the offical Roblox Deafness Awareness Day.

by Pheas March 10, 2022