definately

The most common spelling of the word "definitely" in internet forums, comment pages, and chat rooms. If you pay attention, you will find that "definitely" is actually the second or third most common spelling. Alternatives include "definatly", "definetly", or best of all "defiantly".

Microsoft's Zune is Definately no iPod - and the person who made that digg post is definitely no English major.

by Cliff November 22, 2006

definately

"definitely," as blogged, emailed, or texted by a complete moron.

"There is definately at least one A in 'definitely.'"

by Curt McGirt July 29, 2007

Definitely the pancakes

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
Also a popular blog on wordpress.

"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009

definitely

In contemporary English, "definitely" means "never". A face-saving maneuver in conversation...when somebody says definitely, it's an up-front lie.

"Hey, we should get coffee some time and hang out!"
"Uh...Yeah, definitely!"

by Michelle M. May 1, 2008

Definitely

Use this when talking sarcastically.

Person 1: I definitely hooked up with her.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 3: Are you being sarcastic?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Skyboxfan October 22, 2018

dafinitely

"definitely" spelled in an even more fucked up way than "definately;" sprouted from internet idiotism rather than common sound to spelling misinterpretation

omgo mg runescape is dafinitely teh best gaem evar!!11

by Merriam-Webstar July 13, 2007

definately

A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".

We are definately in agreeance that your grammer is impeccable.

by DrSamba March 30, 2010