George loves jokes about farting and pooping. Be when he's presented with any humor that has a hint of irony, his eyes just glaze over. He suffers from a serious case of irony deficiency.
by go out laughing May 22, 2014
Get the irony deficiency mug.Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.
They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.
These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.
Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.
These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.
These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.
Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.
These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
Friend1: Hey! Party tonight at Maggie's! A lot of booze will be there! Want to come?
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!
by WuTang4evabroseph July 7, 2011
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Get the deficiet mug.< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help with your manual deficiency.
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help with your manual deficiency.
by BlueEagle July 30, 2008
Get the manual deficiency mug.When you have been cut off from your World of Warcraft account, either by parents or by the moderators, and the only way to express yourself is to go into uncontrollable rage.
Such attributes are: Guttural yelling, Clenched eyes, severe body spasms, and high-pitched squeeling.
People with WoW deficiency should be avoided, in which a single social interaction can set them off.
Can also be associated with Runescape other such mind-rotting online games
Such attributes are: Guttural yelling, Clenched eyes, severe body spasms, and high-pitched squeeling.
People with WoW deficiency should be avoided, in which a single social interaction can set them off.
Can also be associated with Runescape other such mind-rotting online games
"Dude, why has Faggy Craiggy all messed up today? he had all these seizures and shit during class"
"Oh, his mom cut off his WoW account yesterday, so he basically imploded, so now he's suffering from WoW deficiency"
"Cool! get video camera ready, today's gonna be a good day!"
"Fuck no, get it yourself"
...Awkward silence...
"Oh, his mom cut off his WoW account yesterday, so he basically imploded, so now he's suffering from WoW deficiency"
"Cool! get video camera ready, today's gonna be a good day!"
"Fuck no, get it yourself"
...Awkward silence...
by Baseball Maria September 30, 2009
Get the WoW deficiency mug.A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes
Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.
Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.
Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"
Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."
Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".
Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."
Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".
by JcCongo March 9, 2010
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