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Republican pedophile

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.
by imje55 December 12, 2017
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PPC-dophile

Somebody that loves pay per click advertising in a creepy and possibly sexual way.
I think Mat might be a PPC-dophile, he's way too into the new AdWords interface.
by mr-dibbles October 31, 2018
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Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen
There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.
by Tone' April 20, 2008
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redophile

Person(s) with and attraction to red hair or persons who have red hair or other common characteristics of persons with red hair. May be considered a paraphilia (or fetish), hence the slang term redophilia, and redophile derived from it.
Jake is a hardcore redophile he won't date a chick no matter how hot unless she's a real redhead, he's got a thing for the red hair.
by pastey whitey August 19, 2005
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Reverse Pedophile

The technical term is Teleiophilia (from Greek teleios, "full grown").
When a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
Teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it's socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person
A 25 year old woman loving Johnny Depp who's 45: "OMG, he's 20 years older than me, but he's sooo sexy!"

Any Vic Mignogna fangirl: "Ack! He's 46 and I'm only 20! I feel like a reverse pedophile!"
by Vic_Lover October 23, 2008
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pedophile smile

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.
Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.
by Sandmann September 23, 2008
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Pedophile

People who are primarily attracted to prepubescents 11 and below.

There are real terms called chronophiles for other age ranges as well:

Pedophile | 11 and below | 5%
Hebephile | 11-14 | about 16-20%
Ephebophile |mid-late adolescents 14-18 | 20%
Teleiophile | adults

Note: %s only account for males and are averages based on a combination of studies. 1 2 3

-these do not necessarily imply that these people are carnal sex-crazed animals whose sole desire is to seek sex. They are not akin to boiling pots of water that can overflow at anytime. Most of these people fall in love with young people the same way as adults who fall in love with other adults. Then later in the relationship, sex becomes relevant.

-These terms should not be used to denote actual sexual activities between adults and younger people, because most people with one of these never actually engage in them, and those who do often lack chronophilic attractions. 4

Citations:

1. Seto M. “Sexual Attraction and Falling in Love in Persons with Pedohebephilia” Arch Sex Behav., 49, no. 4 (Feburary 20, 2021): 1305–1318.

2. Schuster, Filip, (2014) Every fifth boy and man is pedophilic or hebephilic

3. Stephenson, B. W. (2014, July 29). How many men are paedophiles? BBC News.

4. Stelzmann, D., Jahnke, S., Kuhle L. F. “Media Coverage of Pedophilia: Benefits and Risks from Healthcare Practitioners’ Point of View” Sexologies, Int J Environ Res Public Health, 17, no. 16 (August 8, 2010): 225.
John is a pedophile because he is primarily attracted to 10 year old's.
by MisterMosher September 20, 2023
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