decringio

What you get when you see your math teacher bend over.

Whoa, baby, when I saw him bend over to pick up Matt's pencil, I got decringio so bad I damn near jizzed my pants!

by John Jacob Jinglehymer Smith February 12, 2009

Decaying Winter

A survival game made by creator Archeximus that can be argued to be the hardest game of the entire platform. It could be said that 89% of the players still have not win the game, and the reason it's just 89% is because there are not many new players coming in as of now.

Tim: "Hey have you played Decaying Winter before?"
Mark: "don't. remind me. OF THAT HELLISH EXPERIENCE AGAIN"

by top10urmom July 8, 2022

Decarding

Decarding- 1)the act of removing cardboard from the shelves of popular supermarkets such as lidl.
2) The art of putting empty cardboard boxes into a much larger empty box.

Jeff: Alex, can you go over the decarding again, gethyn just went over it but i dont trust his decarding skills.
Alex: Yes Jeff, i live for decarding!!
Ryan: Would you like me to bail the card with scott??
Jeff: Speeeeedddd!!!!

by lidl lover March 26, 2009

Dearinger

A bad ass mother fucker who you really don't wanna mess with! You really wish you could be a Dearinger.

Those Dearinger's are fucking crazy. I've seen one catch himself on fire just to prove he could!

by megmlm February 6, 2010

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

Hop on Decaying Winter

Two individuals regardless of gender will be compelled to have sex based on how close they are to the person who said it. If the person who said it is close to any human being, that person will be forced to have sex with the person who said it.

"Ayo bro, wanna hop on Decaying Winter?"
"Sure, bro, I've been waiting for this!"

by someone_who_likes_legos March 6, 2023

dearings

earings that dangle and are often flashy

i like you dearings they sparkle they swing.

by the one i is February 24, 2011