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Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.
by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007
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Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.
Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!
by bjeans June 24, 2008
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Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006
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Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
by Junior859 August 4, 2018
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Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"
by ZeFleas November 8, 2021
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Dead dick

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will
by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023
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