by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

by bjeans June 24, 2008

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.
1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive
by TyroneB843 October 20, 2006

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
by Junior859 August 4, 2018

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
by ZeFleas November 8, 2021

Being beyond deadass serious
by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023
