Brazillian Dazzler

A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.

Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!

by Ratskrad January 23, 2011

bobby dazzler

a real tasty geezer
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.

'ere, that Mike's a proper Bobby Dazzler - have you seen his suit , must have cost 'im a few quid!

by missjilly May 13, 2005

Floyd Central Dazzler

Noun
Girls under the influence of “the cheerleader effect” on a much more egotistical level. Can range from dumbass blonde to evil manipulative brunette, but everyone knows a Floyd Central Dazzler when they see one.

That bitch Tiffany cheated on me with a dude name chad.
A dude named chad!? She must’ve been a Floyd Central Dazzler.

by Idekwhatiwanttonamemyselfwtf June 29, 2019

Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021

bobby dazzler

A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.

Oh sweet Jesus I was given a Bobby Dazzler in the evening

by O boy it's E May 12, 2007

bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Mickey Dazzler

The Irish slang word for a man's private parts.

Streaker runs through a small Irish town, and one of the local ladies says:

"Would you look at the Mickey Dazzler on your man!"

by OllieG123 November 16, 2011