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National Dick Day

June 6. The day girls can do anything to the D. Grab them, suck them, etc. you go girl. Be confident and grab your manz dick!
“Omg it’s national dick day!”
Yeah I know. I grabbed my bf’s”
by Macy Williams June 12, 2018
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small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.
dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010
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Big Dick Day

You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!
A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).
by Ben UK 2010 June 14, 2010
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Kick dick day

On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.
Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!

Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!
by Precious07 October 4, 2020
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National Dick Day

When one can show off the size of their man features in order to establish the alpha male dominance over the other males.
by MLIM February 26, 2011
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grab a dick day

A day of the year where you run up to that hot guy and jack him off just a tad. I love you dad and mom you thought me well😏
Hey Sarah did you grab Jon’s dick today? It’s grab a dick day!
by Daddy7xer December 20, 2017
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National Dick Day

As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!
“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”
by Olive12 May 24, 2018
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