Danu

Are un puloc de 13 metri pătrați. Un audi pizdos Și fute dahuia de-a mame.
Danu is too sexy for ur mom.
Și deasemenea are 10 asiatice la el în pod.

Danu is too hot

by Da și citești ? November 28, 2021

koshi danu

idk man some dude said it to me

“i didn’t ask to see your koshi danu”

by mady.ae April 30, 2021

danu

The best couple in the world. Every couple envies them. They are the cutest couple ever.

I wish me and my gf were as good as danu.

by smalldick.001 March 23, 2022

danu

danu's are funny, intelligent and outgoing people. once you meet one, you'll never want to leave them. danu's will probably show off their artistic abilites and typically they are stellar at swimming. they love anime and would die for an art boyfriend. danu's have an addiction to pinterest and they never seem to pay attention to conversations - talk about short attention span!! they do fairly well in school and have many friends. last but not least, danu's are usually really short. they range from about 4'0-4'11.

kyle: "hey did you hear about danu's new boyfriend?"
erwin: "no?! who is he? well first i'd like to know... is he real?"
kyle: "well... it's kind of hard to explain. you see-"
erwin: "oh how expected. so what's it this time? a genshin character? a mildly attractive picture of a pinterest boy?"
kyle: "yup, it's the latter."
erwin: "..."
kyle: "uh yea..."

by purpledildopenguin September 16, 2021

Danu

A king, strong man, great attitude, rich, famous

Danu great man

by anonymous November 22, 2021

danu

he’s kind-hearted. my favorite person. he likes cat and game. a little bit selfish but i love you 101%.

“it’s danu”

by nlhkr November 24, 2021

Danu

She's the nicest person you will ever fooqing meet. Always puts a smile on your face. Annoyingly tall. If you have a danu as a friend you are ver ver lucky.

Something that makes me happy? Danu definitely.

by SlideWhistle July 22, 2024