Danville

A conservative Bush-lovin town in California that would be voted off the island if on "Survivor" (if California was an island)

DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery)
A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around

by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree

Bob Downey Jr. lives in Danville and smokes pot because he thinks Danville is soooo boring because he's never been anywhere else except Tahoe on the weekends.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans.

by MY NAME! How dare you ask me what MY NAME is!! July 25, 2008

Danville

Danville is a small town in northern california, about a half hour from oakland/sf. Danville children are judgemental and think they're better than everyone else, and it's never true. If you aren't popular in Danville, your life will completely suck. Teenagers in Danville have fun by starting shit with eachother, taking pictures 24/7 and putting them on facebook, and pretending they're happy. No one in Danville is really slutty, they're basically all just virgins. No one at either San Ramon or Monte Vista has gotten pregnant, and everyone lies about who they sleep with. In general, the girls who attend San Ramon think they're prettier than they actually are. There are no hot guys at San Ramon. Everyone says they are open minded, but thats an obvious lie because secretly everyone hates eachother. Danville is home to probably the fakest people you will ever meet. To prove that they are cool to others, students will smoke marijuana and play beerpong, and take pictures of all of this to post on facebook. Kids in Danville are rich, exclusive and self-absorbed...except for Del Amigo kids, they're just trash.

Keith- I'm goin out with a DANVILLE babe!!!
Travis- You're SO not getting any.

by lolstop February 5, 2009

Danville VA,

Oh Danville.... wow what a shitty town.. the only thing to do here is school, Friday night football games and party. Some of the rednecks park their trucks beside the forgotten k-mart beside the bowling alley just to scream “YEE YEE” and post on Snapchat that they are having a “fun” time.. there’s two different parts of the city. The county and the city.. the county is filled with a bunch of county boys and southern bells they pretty much all go to tunstall.. and that school is filled up with snobby kids that are rude to everyone except the emo kids they are pretty cool.. then we move the the city.. the city highschool is George Washington high school.. GW is a good school over all the kids are all nice to each other and they all watch out for each other.. bullying isn’t really a thing there. Everyone minds their Business.. there’s a lot of friend groups in gw there’s the ghetto fabulous, the Emo group, the 420 friendly kids , the drama club kids, the nerds, football players, jocks, video game lovers, and many more.. but they all fit in at gw and gw takes pride in the kids and the kids take pride of gw... so you’ve got a look into the highschool life’s of your fellow danvillions...

Danville Va, : A small city on the border of Virginia and North Carolina

Steve: Oh they are from Danville?

Jen: yes, couldn’t you tell by the driving??

Steve: that’s true..

by XxxThatdanvillekidxxx October 13, 2018

Danville, Indiana

a hick town were a princess was born

aww she is so cute in Danville, Indiana

by omg1312 December 9, 2008

Danville, Pa

The most amazing place to be born. Only the cool kids are born there.

I was born in the best place on the planet, Danville, Pa.

by gmlove8788 March 16, 2009

danville, pa

the grundle of america. the shame of pennsylvania. hell on earth. i'd rather live on pluto.

a song about danville, pa .....

Danville sucks!
Sucks my balls!
Danville sucks .... my balls!
Danville sucks ... sucks my balls!
Danville sucks!
Sucks my balls!

~ sung to the tune of any song ever

by sucksmyballs May 4, 2010

danville

Danville VA is a town where societys standards are as low as they come. It's a town where kids wear the shirts of bands they are going to see, where men in their mid 20's date 16 year old girls and adorn themselves homeade armor and prance around in mosh pits, where "hip" coffee shops host metal bands and middle aged men playing MIDI van morrison covers on their 100 dollar yamaha keyboards. Yes this sounds terrible but i promise it only gets worse. The counterculture pride of this town was their "amazing punk scene" which consisted of a few 15 year kids playing out of tune power chords on squier strats through 15 watt amps and the same shitty drummer in every band playing the same shitty kit. The metal scene is equally bad, and is always atleast 5 years out of date, to emphasise this, nu metal is still considered "new". All decent shows booked by one of the few decent kids living in the area are overlooked and anyone that dosen't listen to the same 3 bands is "emo".

band member - "Hey man we're playing in DC on the 9th and in Greensboro on the 11th, you wanna try to book a show in Danville on the 10th?"
other band member - "Nah man, we'll just take that day off, i don't want to spend the rest of the tour popping paxil to try and cheer myself up after spending more than 5 minutes in that town"

by Davidisnotfromdanville October 17, 2006