Deer

That animal that you hit with your car when you were drunk driving 3
days ago.

Dude you shouldn’t be driving..
It’s fi-
I JUST HIT A DEER

Deer by Moltens September 6, 2018

DEER

common misconception for the word "nigger"

man 1, "there is a deer walking down the street"
man 2, "a nigger?"

DEER by the deer August 6, 2009

deer

another word for marijuana

Dude 1:Hey dude did you get the deer?

Dude 2:Yeah why?
Dude 1:Cause i'm ready to roast that shit up nigga!
Dude 2:Word nigga!

deer by Deerman420 January 10, 2010

deer

a yellowish bob-tail cat that bleeds on dictionaries.
pulls his toe-nails off, and licks its self until hair is gone.has no manners & enjoys salads.
jumps over beads.

Deer why are you dumbtarded?

deer by Kingslee November 30, 2007

deer

An animal that will run at mach 6 when it hears a leaf crunch, but dosent give a shit when a steel can of death (car)
is rolling towards it at 90 miles per hour

Deer suicidal or some shit?

deer by buddy retard July 4, 2020

DEER

a big butt

when yur walkig in a store and you see a really cute girl whith a big but you would be like DEER but say it really fast

DEER by icecream diz September 17, 2020

Deer

Dumb ass animals that taste hella fucking good and you shot

I got that son of a bitch, who, the fucking deer

Deer by Deer slayer 9000 November 24, 2021