D.O.A

Dead On Arrival. also see doa

So, no one told you life was gonna be this way.
Your Job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But -

I'll be there for you ... when the rain starts to fall.
I'll be there for you ... like I've been there before.
I'll be there for you ... cause you're there for me, too.

by intarwebz December 28, 2005

D.O.P.B.

The Department of Other People's Business

A phrase coined by @thequeenlotus on Tiktok to explain where Karen doesn't belong.

"Karen had to go sit in a chair because she put herself in the D.O.P.B. and got called out because of ego, and pinnochio, and being a snake in the grass"

by Rezbot March 19, 2022

D.O.T.P.J.

Double Over the Pants Job.

Where a girl gives two guys over-the-pants hand jobs at the same time.

"On the bus to formal, me and my bro are gettin' D.O.T.P.J.'s from the same chick like a fucking DJ. I call that bitch Skrillex." -Dom Mazzetti

by Bazooka_Jane March 5, 2013

D.O.P.E.™️

Developing Opportunities & Progressing Every day (trademarked in the US Virgin Islands)

Everyone around you should be thinking about D.O.P.E.™️

by Sofarsogucci October 23, 2018

D.O.T.S.S

When you open a carton of beer and chug down six with a funnel and hop on the stepping stone near your local grocery store.

joseph just chugged down six beers
He’s gonna get D.O.T.S.S
Just wait and watch him fail

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

D.O.A

D.O.A is more street/gang slang with multiple variations , with some of those being, Dead On Arrival, Dominate Over Anyone, Dominate Over Anything.

me (1200 baby)- aye folkz we big CTV D.O.A
them- oh

by z6ned November 25, 2021

d(o_o)b

a deranged monkey

d(o_o)b

by me1237 January 11, 2010