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Indianapolis Colts

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison
The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Indianapolis Colts

An NFL team that dismantled the piece-of-shit denver broncos in the 2004 playoffs (41-10). The broncos suck and will never, ever, be a credible NFL team. shannahan is a bitch.
by Hard Barstow January 4, 2004
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Cultsultant

Someone who has become suckered into joining a pyramid scheme and now starts spreading the word
My wife went to a pyramid scheme party and has now become a cultsultant for them and won't stop talking about it.
by Munk-eee May 3, 2017
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Jr Colts

The Jr Colts or the "Flint Michigan Tropics" are the single best basketball team that isnt in the nba. Compared to the Miami Heat or LA Lakers at times. Following a great 2-11 record last year are looking to win it all this upcoming season. With star Forward Cody Schapansky leading the way for his team after averaging about 25 points and 15 rebounds a game.
Tom: Look at that great group of winners! Their just straight up beauty's.

Sally: Oh yeah those are the Jr Colts!

Tom: Who the hell are those hungover badasses playing basketball players.
Joe: It's the tropics!
by natecage7 November 26, 2010
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Indianapolis Colts

An NFL franchise that has been based in Indianapolis, Indiana since relocating from Baltimore, Maryland in the dead of night in 1984. They've had a roller coaster ride since arriving in Indianapolis but won the 2007 Super Bowl under the leadership of Payton Manning. Represent the AFC South Conference. Known for generally bad defense, but are currently a very dangerous team that can beat the shit out of opponents when badmouthed.
The Indianapolis Colts are known for winnning many come-from-behind games when they improve their often lackluster defense.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 21, 2007
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Indianapolis Colts

#1 Offense + Amazing new defense = Almost guarenteed Super Bowl Victory in 05-06 Season.
Bob: "Did you see the Indianapolis Colts game yesterday?"

John: "Hell yeah I saw them go 4-0"
by Mknasty21 October 2, 2005
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Indianapolis Colts

The 2007 Super Bowl Champions, winning the game over the Chicago Bears 29-17. The MVP was, not surprisingly, quarterback Peyton Manning. The Bears started strong, returning the opening kickoff for a 92 yard touchdown, a Super Bowl record. It was a steady decline from there, with the Chicago offense showing signs of fatigue in the closing of the first half and all through the second half.
Everyone I know called the bears to win, and needless to say I collected over 500 dollars in bets thanks to the Indianapolis Colts.
by Corbyn, Fool December 9, 2008
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