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give the cat a hair cut 

you need to shave your pubic area
Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker 

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

hong kong hair cut 

An old Navy term refering to a blow job.
Sarge nearly missed the jump because he was getting a hong kong hair cut.
hong kong hair cut by Anson July 15, 2006

JFK hair cut 

When you wake up after a long night of drunken sleep and find you have awful case of bed head. Business upfront exit wound in the back.
Man that bum has a sweet JFK hair cut
what one does to hairs on head before begining a mating ritual.
ya see this? this is my new freaking hair cut.
you know what that means?
i'm gonna get some freaking pussy.
hair cut by wonderduck54 June 24, 2009

permanent hair cut 

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis
hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut