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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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Curve

To ignore, avoid or sidestep someone's obvious expression of interest through flirting or any means of advance.
Person 1: "Hey baby I miss you"

Person 2: "Goodnight bruh"

#curve
by Katchmeifyoucab September 6, 2014
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Curseyehameha

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as Shin-ye-ha-me-ha.

A made-up "finishing move" used by internet lolcow Chris Chan, which he believes releases a blast of power that places a curse upon its victim(s). The move was inspired by the famed "Kamehameha" maneuver from Dragon Ball Z. The use of this move and his belief in its effectiveness play into Chris's delusions of godhood, and allows him to feel some sense of control over his world.
"Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many 'Curseyehamehas.'" -Chris Chan, on the use of his move.
by ThatArseClownInTheCorner February 27, 2019
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Curvy Sanchez

To dick down a girl with your penis that is seriously bent to one side. Despite its name, this copulative act is not limited to Mexican men.
I know I hit Shanequia’s G-spot last night cuz I was hammering her home with my Curvy Sanchez!
by Mizzlebone June 12, 2020
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curveback

When someone curves somebody else, regrets the decision, attempts to make advances on that person, and in turn gets curved.
Dude 1: I was hitting up this chick, but she was ugly so I curved her.
Dude 2: Yeah man.
(One week later)
Dude 1: I think I'll hit up that chick again, I realize I'm desperate.
Dude 2: You right, I am too.
(One week later)
Dude 1: Damn man, she never responded to me.
Dude 2: Bro, you got hit with the curveback.
by theMCGecko May 20, 2017
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beer curve

n. Associated with bar sports. The condition in which a players ability improves after the consumption of alcohol. The player eventually reaches a point, the peak, where all performace exponentially declines thereafter.
I haven't quite hit my beer curve yet, thats why Joe keeps beating me.

I could take this girl home tonight, I just need to get on the beer curve.
by Acquire Team May 27, 2006
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Engineering Curve

Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.
The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.
by etbitmydog February 5, 2010
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