curmudgeon

A grump revels in being difficult and obtuse. Often found hiding in caves in Scotland, away from direct sunlight. Guaranteed to rain on your parade at every turn, these bad tempered creatures (often bearded and mustached) have a an undoubted place in society.....to counter life's over optimistics.

"My, that dude over there moaning about the state of the beer in this pub (his local) is a right old curmudgeon!"

by Braidwood Terrorist July 20, 2012

curmudgeon

A man who lives in the Northern California coast. He is less of a curmudgeon than he thinks he is, but in order to keep him from evolving into such a creature, his friends allow him the illusion.

My friend thinks he is a curmudgeon. Reality is that he's just in a bad mood most of the time.

by Cashew2 October 30, 2011

Curmudgeon

Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.

An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)

by Ed November 24, 2004

curmudgeon

a sucker of happiness

I wanted to hit the bar, but my roommate wanted to go to bed early. What a curmudgeon.

by anon1010101010101010101 March 2, 2011

Curmudgeon

Bernie Sanders

Grandpa has always been a resembled the curmudgeon Bernie Sanders when we tell him to comb his hair.

by vikinghorde November 14, 2015

comidget

Computer nerd + midget

Man, you know that kid named Frank, he sure is a comidget. You can barely see him over that desk.

by Austin C September 22, 2008

curmudgeon

A crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

Did Mr. Jimerson give you any candy when you stopped at his door? "No!" Raoul exclaimed, "That curmudgeon never gives-out candy!"

by MagicMusicMan November 28, 2015