Christan Mingle

A place to meet weird pedophiles

your church, you know, christan mingle

by MrSpicyChops January 7, 2013

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Christano

A spanish cultural phenomenon in the 21th century, Christanos are known to be relatively outgoing but addicted to memes and enjoys saying the word amigo.

I met a Christano today, naturally browsing memes.

by JaaaaaayyyyTeeee October 19, 2019

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christana

A girl who is funny and loves games. She never runs out of things to say to make you happy. She is a confident chick that laughs at every single joke.

Do you think that’s a Christana?

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Christan

A christian is usually a quiet guy whos really generous person. When you get to lnow home hell be the sweetest funniest person you know.Everyone loves christan...

Hey theres christan ima go amd say hi

by Alison delarentes October 25, 2018

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Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.

She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!

by 7G0X October 30, 2020

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