Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024

Curd Appeal

The opposite of Curb Appeal, used to reference a poor decorating decision or visible renovation that has their neighbors furious and screaming over the loss of their own property value.

Can also be used for a person that is trying too hard to look pretty even though everyone knows they have acne scars.

a: "Did those a-holes next door actually think a bathtub would make a good flower planter in the front yard?. Nice curd appeal, jerks."

b: "Man, she's got some curd appeal goin' on under those six layers of covergirl."

by DMD4me February 5, 2010

Curd-fect Strangers Burger

A burger that comes with cheese curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Curd-fect Strangers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Curd Tank

(noun)
A person jam-packed with jizz. see: Cum Dumpster

I was going to go down on Amy...but word on the street is she's nothing but a curd tank.

by armadyllo July 24, 2011

curd casserole

A rather humorous way of referring to what some may call a "bearded clam." Often times the word will be used in reference to having sex with a nasty hooker.

What are you doing tonight?

I am going into the city to pick up chicks. If all else fails, I might be settling for some curd casserole.

by trotwoodian October 18, 2009

Curd burgler

Eating a girl out who has a yeast infection

Hey billy did you curd burgler here last night?

by Curdgirl March 20, 2017

curd proud

a feeling of excitement for the breaking of an emulsion or colloid into large parts of different composition through the physico-chemical processes of flocculation, creaming, and coalescence.

woman: my milk gone bad
woman #2: curd proud!

by anonymous April 3, 2021