Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Morning Cup of Tea

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

by Dode May 25, 2009

Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.

If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.

by George the Turnip October 4, 2016

K cup of Tea

One of the strangest, loudest, most annying people you will ever meet in your entire life, but shes also one of the best friends you'll meet too.
In history she misses her mouth and spills water all over her desk.
my water bottle is her waterbottles baby momma
Shes the girl who always gets picked last in gym.
oh && you can hear her from 651249870530797 miles away.

random kid: "ugh... i guess ill pick k cup of tea."
KT:" yay im last!! AGAIN!!!!"

by Manshell January 23, 2009

An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.

1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?

by Mozzer December 25, 2022

Hot cup of tea

A hot bottle of clean piss used to pass a drug test

Fuck...my color was called, do you know anyone with a hot cup of tea?

Daren got popped because he spilt his hot cup of tea in front of his P.O.

I got that job because of a hot cup of tea.

by Nobility March 4, 2021

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

by Bobby angel August 29, 2017