Chicago Cupholder

When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.

"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."

by TheChicagoCupholder July 9, 2017

swedish cupholder

to use the female vagina as a toilet

I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells

by sheerscorpion August 2, 2008

Columbus Cupholder

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.

Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!

by BeerMeStrength January 17, 2009

cupholder

A CD or DVD drive in a computer.

Derived from the urban myth of the guy on the phone to technical support who thought the CD drive was a cupholder.

I've upgraded the cupholder to a rewriter.

by Dadge July 28, 2007

dirty cupholder

A vile woman who rents herself out to anyone who comes her way. Like that of a cupholder in a public area that everyone has put their drink in.

Jenny has been running around town with every guy like a dirty cupholder.

by Steeple Dave April 29, 2014

carolina cupholder

When a man takes a shit, freezes the shit, melts it, covers his dick with it, lets it harden, then fucks a girl that is too small for him. This acts as a gateway.

Tucker performed a carolina cupholder on Shannon.

by Cmann May 19, 2010

Fat Man's Cupholder

While you're doing your bitch or significant other in the anus, slyly replace your penis with larger and larger cylindrical objects until you can easily slide in a can of soda. At this point, you no longer need to hold your soda.

I got tired while boning you and had to set my drink down, but we don't have one of those mattreses that doesn't transfer energy, you know like in those commercials with the wine glass and the lady, yeah so I had to stuff it in your ass like a fat man's cupholder or something. Gosh that's a catchy name... anyway, so how about you and me hop down to the Canadian mattress and proctology imporium for all of our medical and bed needs.

by Zimmermann July 24, 2006