vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

dick up his cunt

Guy throwing a fit like a little girl

chris didnt take that joke very well. He really had his dick up his cunt.

by Tonythetiler November 18, 2017

brick up her cunt

Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.

Look at that lovely young lady, looks like she has a brick up her cunt.

by Norbert Colon September 7, 2005

shut the fuck up you cunt

Something you say when someone pisses you off so much you would rather die . I like to yell at my mom like this . . .

Person A : *ANNOYING STUFF *
You : SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT

by Fundipz5000 April 10, 2017

Being a (streight up dumb cunt

Any girl manes amber cuz they all stupid dumb cunts

Rob: I'm so tired of all these Amber's out there ,Being a (streight up dumb cunt .I can't seem to find a girl who isn't a fucking amber

by Jelous the name of god March 22, 2023

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

just shut your fucking mouth!!

pete: uwu

Gary: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025

Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

by A Grammer Nazi May 27, 2017