Cunt Muffin 

Typically a girl who is a bitch to everyone who doesn't respect her, doesn't care who you are. Is envied for being straight forward.

"did you see jenny stand her ground?"
"yeah shes a little cunt muffin"

Cunt Muffin by sweettttttneess January 16, 2009

Cunt Muffin 

a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC

Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin

Cunt Muffin by Ninjafackkerrr April 25, 2011

Cunt muffin 

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

Cunt muffin by ndig February 26, 2009

Cunt muffin 

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

Cunt muffin by IRHTTC May 5, 2017

Cunt muffin 

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

Cunt muffin by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019

cunt muffin 

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

cunt muffin by chris eid February 2, 2008

Cunt Muffin 

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

Cunt Muffin by TheWalto December 12, 2016