Cunt Muffin

a thick/soft woman who is also a stupid bitch you'd like to punch in the face.

Did you hear the way Jenny was talking to Matt? She's a real cunt muffin.

by Hogie Sammich October 23, 2008

Cunt Muffin

when a delicious chocolate chip muffin is placed in and or around the pussy so wen u eat a chick out it tastes fuckin delicious.

dude i totally want to cunt muffin that chick

by themuffinmanwhorunsshow November 11, 2009

Cunt Muffin

Scandalous Levitz, Douche Bag, Annoying person in the group

"Oh damn! It's a Cunt Muffin."

by Jim M. W. May 2, 2007

Cunt Muffin

a chick who's really loose. so loose that you could infact fit a muffin in her vagina.

" i could throw a golf ball in the hole i saw when she opened her legs."

by bob5000 September 16, 2005

Cunt Muffin

Typically a girl who is a bitch to everyone who doesn't respect her, doesn't care who you are. Is envied for being straight forward.

"did you see jenny stand her ground?"
"yeah shes a little cunt muffin"

by sweettttttneess January 16, 2009

Cunt Muffin

a short fucking whore who sucks cock in exchange for food... especially KFC

Dood. She is such a damn Cunt Muffin

by Ninjafackkerrr April 25, 2011

Cunt muffin

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

by ndig February 26, 2009