Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.
1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."
2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"
1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."
2: "Touché."
2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"
1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."
2: "Touché."
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(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
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1 Cold to the point of being painful.
2 An object that cannot be made warm.
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
2 An object that cannot be made warm.
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.
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(Doe, L. "A New Definition Of Cunt", Sexplanations, Youtube, 25/12/2020)
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We couldn't decide where to go for dinner so we both wrote down options, and chose one that was in our Venn's cunt.
As a couple our cunt is so full, we have so much in common!
As a couple our cunt is so full, we have so much in common!
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on the subject of a man sampling his own fluid:
Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.
Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!
Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.
Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!
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