Cumjob

A sex act; After a cumslut takes a load in the mouth and immediately uses it as lubricant for another blowjob

Synonym for the phrase “sloppy second blowjob”

Kirsten scott has the best cumjob scene for spermmania!

After I came in her mouth she gave my friend a cumjob

by CCS Enthusiast November 22, 2021

Cumlover

Usually a woman who has an addiction with male semen.

*Woman sucking on a penis*

Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.

Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.

Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.

by Poontalicious Dude March 28, 2009

cumdown

When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.

So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010

cumbolt

a fast pace ejaculation

''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''

by legalus January 5, 2008

Cumiology

A religion were it is believed that planets were created by someone immortal that can cum infinitely making the universe by different types of sperm.

Guy1: Hey bro do you believe in cumiology?
Guy2: What the fuck is that?!

by ThunderCockPeelly March 5, 2020

cumlordian

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

Cumdozing

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.

Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"

by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011