Cumster

A Cumster is a mix between the word cum and hamster, its basically a hamster someone came on and that is dripping in cum.

Dude i just came on your hamster, i made him a cumster

by Fettideus June 7, 2024

cumster diving

When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)

1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.

by levatuldo December 7, 2009

cumster dumpster

A homie who lets his bros blow a load in his ass after a breakup or when they're feeling a little extra horny. A cumster dumpster can be gay but is most often just a really sweet straight guy

" Yeah ,after me and Michelle broke up two weeks ago, Jimmie has been my cumster dumpster"

by big tiddy goth boyfriend November 12, 2020

Cumster Dumpster

A female slut that takes lots of guys jizz in her vag in a short period of time.

"Dude she is a total cumster dumpster. She slept with 5 dudes last night and none of them wore rubbers."

by greenthirstyturtle March 21, 2013

Cumster Scrunt

A scrunt who is often getting cum dumped on them

Taylor got cummed on by 5 guys last night, what a fuckin cumster scrunt

by Dj Skittles7 February 25, 2011

Cumster Truck

Fucking stupid truck from Ubisoft's racing game, The Crew.

I drove my cumster truck into an orphanage, fuckers stood no chance.

by BiggieSqueeze August 31, 2021

Dumb Cumster

A woman who is a cum dumpster but dumber.

Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.

by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008