Bumsquatch

A loser who's afraid to make the first move in a relationship

He wont kiss you?! Hes such a bumsquatch

by Sweddish fish and thrasher September 7, 2013

cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.

I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.

by ANS September 23, 2013

catsquatch

A giant cat cat who thinks they're good enough to be a sasquatch. A really big fucking loser.

I saw a catsquatch walking on the side of the road.

by Merchiebaby May 5, 2018

cumsquat

ok loser no a cumsquat is a lil lesbian whore who has chix sit on their face and cum all over them

Tina, is such a cumsquat.

by come-sk-woaat May 19, 2003

Cumsquat

When a man cums into a woman and she gets up really quick and squirts it out.

Yeah, LeAnn cumsquatted on me last night. It was refreshing.

by Lilbooboo143 May 9, 2016

Cumswatch

I was mentally counting in my head my cumswatch as I was fking and miss timed it

I was counting in my head before I shot my load.but my cumswatch must be broken

by rottencock October 10, 2019

cumsquat

1.A synonym meaning"blow job". Noun.
2. A fantastic blow job given by the beautiful Jaime Bergman,the 1997 Playmate of the year. Noun.

Note to the gentlemen who look up this word:If for some reason you have not seen Jaime Bergman in the nude, you are unfortunately missing out. Also,while reading the following sentence,your brain will produce a much more enjoyable image after you have seen the pictures.

When I saw Jaime Bergman walking towards me in her black,sexy thong,I had a very good feeling that I was going to receive a wonderful cumsquat from her.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003