Cumpiglet

A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.

Yeah bro, I hella want to impregnate that blonde cumpiglet that rides around on her fixie.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

campsumers

shoppers who line up to get into a fight at walmart on blackfriday

I saw a couple of campsumers fighting over the last cheap tv at walmart

by El Leonarello November 30, 2013

Cumass

The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.

Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”

Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”

by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023

Cump

A word originating in Hoboken NJ as a shortened way to say companion.

What’s up cump?

by OGHoboken October 27, 2017

Chumpster

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.

Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!

by Fadda August 29, 2018

Compslut

Someone who becomes sexually aroused by computer parts or data. Specifically female, often horny and generally assumed to be attractive.

Is that compslut still getting off on her new PC?

by Smorko April 28, 2006

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005