CUMSISTANCE

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.

"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

cumfest

where lots of cum (sperm) is involved in a sexual activity

my god me and daniel have a lot of wanks togeter and spunk alot eg cumfest lol

by tim raine July 18, 2008

cum fiesta

Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.

You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.

by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006

cumfestival

usually one day of the year (but it can be two separate days)... a day when partners dedicate their energies to making the other partner sexually satisfied... as many times as desired (or possible LOL)
(NOT to be confused with cumbirthdays or cumanniversaries or cummemorative event days)

eg: "yesterday i gave brooke her cumfestival and she could barely walk today, so we are waiting until tomorrow for her to give me my cumfestival."
orgysexfuckcumcomecummingorgasmblowjobbjoralanalintercoursefacialbootybump uglieshorizontal mombodoggiedoggythrow a shotbust a nut

by i tudor dr phil September 5, 2011

Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.

Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”

by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018

cumfecta

When you Cum in a woman's pussy, ass, and mouth in one day.

Hey bro,

The ol'lady and I pulled off the cumfecta Sunday.

by Gofuckyourself1000 September 30, 2017