Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005

Cum stain

stain on your keyboard after you look at porn. Hard to clean without strong paint thinne or varnish.

by Mike West March 18, 2003

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009

Cum Stain

A cum stain is when you get seamen on your cloths and stains a white mark on it.

Jake: Whats that on your T-shirt martin.

Martin Gasps!

Martin: Nothing :|

Jake: thats a cum stain ! HAHA :P

by John Ferdinand Hawks May 23, 2011

Cum Stain

A derogatory phrase used to berate or otherwise castigate another male as to make him feel inferior to other males or to put him in his place. This phrase almost always alludes to the other male as belonging to a different sexual orientation (ie homosexual). This phrase is usually uttered in a heated conversation.

Listen you F**king Cum Stain. Why don't you go suck another couple hundred cocks before you try to run off at the mouth to me. Do you know who I am?

by JayWhiz July 15, 2009

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

by Art Valentine November 2, 2012