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Cuffing season

During the Fall and Winter... You Find someone to
Chill, Vibe, and Connect with... Netflix & Chill?
Hugged up & HULU or the occasional Open Mic Night
I Met Ol Girl at Open Mic at Gate City Tavern
Cuffing Season Edition... She a Whole Vibe I think imma Cuff her
by Poetess shanté Renee November 14, 2021
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cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown
I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang
by shineon February 1, 2008
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cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob
While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.
by sunshineyy June 30, 2008
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cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.
Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."
by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010
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Cuffing the undertoe

When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.
Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing

Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe
by antbell21 January 12, 2019
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Cuffing Season

Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day.
November 1st - February 15th

When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit.

It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men).

But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits').

The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you.

Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'.

Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
Cuffing Season has begun; have you been cuffed?
by 800Wmarietta January 2, 2016
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Cuffing Season

A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.
Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.
by Blackcatwiththemac November 13, 2018
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