minister of cuddles

One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.

Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.

by the cannoli April 19, 2013

Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles

"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."

by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022

Cuddle cuddles

When a couple starts to cuddle then slowly starts to do sexual things to one and another

Hey, dude last night we didn’t just cuddle we cuddle cuddled, cuddle cuddles is when you do sexual Things while cuddling to one and another

by Bigboynate April 26, 2020

cuddleshock

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.

Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.

by badmintonlover February 27, 2011

cuddlesome

Adj. Having attributes that would make you want to cuddle; warm; humane

My boyfriend is so cuddlesome, we spent all of Sunday in bed.

by 2xEntendre April 6, 2015

cuddlesexual

A cuddlesexual is someone who prefers cuddling over sexual acts. This person may or may not cuddle with the opposite and/or same sex. This person may or may not be hyposexual or hypersexual.

"I cuddle and then leave before he asks for sex."

"I am a cuddlesexual; I prefer to cuddle over all else."

by Sir William Edward Cuddle III February 26, 2011

Cuddleship

That point when it's excelled past friendship to the point where you can platonicly cuddle

"Are you guys dating?"
"Nah were just in a cuddleship"

by KittyKatty February 11, 2014