Chronglius

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop

Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."

by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011

Chron john

Weed that is very green and potent. Will usually get you high within 2-3 hits.

Ay, you said your dude got some "Chron john"? hit em up!

by L oONaY October 15, 2008

chronic masturbator

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

by MexicanPog November 16, 2020

Chronic Dick Withdrawal

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016

Chron Dog

Invented in 1984 by a haggard carny. A corn dog with pieces of "Chronic" or weed dipped into the batter.

It is the only thing that you will ever eat that makes you MORE hungry after eating it.

Skyler was working the tilt-a-whirl. However, he was working the food booth before that and he ate six chron dogs.

He was hella toasted and forgot to stop the ride. Everybody hurled massive chucks.

by jdayrubadub April 26, 2010

thot chronicles

The stories of a whore often told by that whore\thot.
The stories of a thot/whore's promiscuous or hoe-ish ways.

Bitch, Dont nobody wanna hear about your thot chronicles.

by Mimi The Thot-o-phobic November 3, 2014