ctm

Chinga Tu Madre
meaning in spanish..
Fuck You Mom

what?!?!?
i said ctm!!

by omfg i love ur mom November 2, 2007

CTM

Chicken Tikka Masala.
A food of Indian ethnicity that when enjoyed orgasmically, one often finds himself sitting on the toilet for an excruciably long time.

Anshul: "Yo Preeti, I wanna shower in the CTM."
Anshul: "Why'd you let Tom make off with that CTM."
Tom: "I've been sitting in the bathroom all night. Thank you CTM."
Preeti: "If a guy tasted like CTM, I would superman that hoe."

by Tomtikkamasala November 15, 2007

CTM

"Chuckling To Myself" A more accurate description of the response to funny messages received or seen on text messages or the internet.

It's not often that people are 'laughing pout loud' when they type lol, usually merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

You're sarcasm is so funny. CTM

by BlueShadows March 27, 2013

ctm

ctm, acronym of the phrase, "Chuckling To Myself".

Origins circa 1998.

Use arouse from instant messaging through Yahoo! messenger.
Where when realised rarely anyone actually 'Laughs Out Loud' (lol), the more truthful & correctly expressive of ones behaviour 'Chuckling to Myself' was applied to messages instead.

Sean: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other & says "Dam!"

Pete: ctm

by Ian January 1, 2006

CTM

'cry to myself' - the opposite of LOL (laugh out loud)

Oh dear, I missed my bus. I'm going to CTM whilst I wait for the next one because I don't want anyone to know how upset I am about it

by marthvader August 21, 2012

ctm

Chuckle to myself. You didn't lol, but it was worth a chuckle

If you use ctm instead of lol, people may be confused at first.

by Donkey Fire August 12, 2014

CTM

chinga tu madre = fuck you

ctm no te metas con mi familia

fuck you don't mess with my family

by ksdshf November 3, 2017