ctfu

CHOKING THE FRICKIN UBERDRIVER

ctfu

by kjaodkfjasijdfnasdj October 10, 2023

Ctfu

Crackin The Fuck Up

bbyVee : You Funny As Shit, CTFU !

bbyNia : Bitch, Im Not Even Half-Way Through Wat Happened Yet, And You Already Think Shit Funny ! CTFU ,

by BeeeeJayeee May 16, 2010

CTFU

Used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for Cracking The Fuck Up;
Laughing really hard,

Bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
Tom: I don't know, what do you call her?
Bob: Last year's hide-n-go-seek champion!
Tom: hahaha ctfu good one.

by LinaBeana June 12, 2010

CTFU

CTFU means “carb the fuck up.”

Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”

by Max Sievers January 16, 2015

CTFU

Chill the fuck up

Mom, would you just CTFU.

by Dr Works May 6, 2011

CTFU

Capture The Fucking Urinal

facebook Status: "CTFU"

Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"

by NOyourmad January 9, 2012

Ctfu

Ctfu is an abreviation of the words " cracking the f*ck up " mostly used when laughing and in sms text

Zain: bruh did u hear that Thomas just got suspended for smacking the principal?!
Nathan: ctfu I hate that principal, he lowkey deserved it !

by 2paclover September 2, 2017