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Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.
I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?
by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009
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Piss crystals

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.
I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.
by Mousetower March 4, 2011
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Moon Crystals

Moon Crystals..also known as Methamphetamine is a harmful drug..but appeals unharmful to Crystal Meth heads.Moon Crystals are smoked out of a glass pipe also known as a Glass Dick. You can also snort Moon Crystals threw your nose. Moon Crystals last for about 14 hours and have many after affects such as sketchyness, sketchanioya, and loss of weight and appitite.
i better stop smoking these moon crystals..i have to sleep tonight!
by Half Gone Lil' Red June 5, 2005
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poo crystals

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.
"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"
by barakus May 1, 2006
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Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.
Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.
by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012
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Crystals4billzo

Crystals4billzo is an amazing person i remember when they had 50 followers and there username was still sunburntho crystals4billzo is very cool and he should be my mutual RIGHT NOW so crystals4billzo if you see this be my mutual my user is karlzmonster ;D
Person 1:hey do you know crystals4billzo

Person 2:yeah they are really cool
Person 1:i agree i love him
by Karlzhonk November 13, 2021
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booty crystals

When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 16, 2015
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