Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

cutsie

abreviation for cute-seee

i like cutsie emoticons

by KuzuRyuSen November 5, 2007

butt crusties

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.

Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Crusties

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.

Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.

by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011

cutsie

name given to a guy who is very flamboyant, has a cheeky smile and runs away wen u try to touch his bum

Omg Ronan ur sucha cutsie;)

by mokolatte December 14, 2009

Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

crutie

A crutie is something that is so freaking adorable cute just doesn't do it justice.

For example, Tracey is a crutie.

Here is crutie used in a sentence, "Have you seen Tracey? He is such a crutie!"

by waterparkboy May 12, 2011