Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

comp crusher

A person who downloads lots of large files untill they fill the computers hard drive completely. Then, they free up a miniscule amount of free space, then fill it up again.

When Jimmy found out that he could actually download porn, he became a comp crusher.

by NINJA_CARROT August 18, 2009

Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

Melon Crushers

Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon

"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"

by LSDemons October 14, 2020

Flag Crusher

A person who unanimously rejects his proposals made by other people THUS, crushing their Flags(hopes) in a sense...

UOMI SAN : Now you've crushed my flag too... TSUDA KUN!
TSUDA : Huh... Flag Crusher!? Nanisorei?
(P.S. - You came here from seitokai yakuindomo, you're a genius if you have watched it up to that episode it gets better)

by Frizzyfreak May 23, 2022

Cookie Crusher

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.

Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!

by T Rod August 27, 2004

cunt crusher

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

by cuntcrusher November 14, 2009