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Crunchgasm

The intense feeling of gratification you get once you have stepped on a crunchy leaf. It doesn't have to be just one leaf, it can also refer to the feeling you get when you jump into a pile of crunchy leaves.
I had a mind-blowing crunchgasm when I jumped into that pile of crunchy leaves!!
by Troy Harris February 13, 2009
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Crunchfest

The meal between Lunch and Dinner
Chrunchfest: The meal between Lunch and dinner

Person 1: I can’t wait to get home for school and eat crunchfest !

Person 2: Make sure you don’t spoil your dinner!
by Ehopp12 November 14, 2017
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popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.
"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"
by Ogami June 4, 2007
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crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
by Edward August 16, 2003
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Crunchatize

When a food item is prepared way too crunchy, toasted, or in any way too jagged for your mouth to handle. The result of eating anything crunchatized is akin to chewing bubble gum, if that bubble gum was made of razor blades and despair. The flurry of micro-lacerations are just bearable enough to foolishly finish the meal, but not enough to avoid regret and anguish for the rest of the day. Your mouth WILL sting, ache, and spite you for the rest of the day.

Avoid crunchatized edibles at all costs.
Cap'n: "Would you like your sandwich toasted?"
Me: "Just a little bit, don't crunchatize that shit! Not again... Never again..."
by D-Hern February 20, 2012
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hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.
why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!
by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009
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crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.
Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."
by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009
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