by Biff! August 2, 2010

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.
What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.
by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020

Another way of saying "Sh*t"!
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.
It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.
Yes... Londoners are strange.
It's much more babyish and boffin, but funner to say and isn't illegal in schools.
It was made up by Drayton-Kids from West London.
Yes... Londoners are strange.
by TheSchmexxieDevil January 23, 2009

a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.
Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
by senor_jerome November 18, 2019

A person who when eating leaves copious amounts of food debris and crumbs on the table, chair, and surrounding floor.
by rondubbs June 7, 2020

1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".
2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.
The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.
When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.
When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.
-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!
-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!
-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
