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corona crunked

When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
corona crunked by edstar77 March 20, 2020

Get crunked 

person1:alright bro time to GET CRUNKED!!!

Person2:YEAH!!!

perosn1:OK!!!
Get crunked by gangsta productions October 22, 2007
to be CRazy (i.e. excessively) drUNK
"I had three Spanish-style rum 'n cokes in an hour, so I was crunked."
crunked by Mandy August 28, 2004
meaning drunk and high at the same time fuckin smashed!! similar to the word \"zonked\"
FucK Afta i finished drinkin that 2\'4 amd smoked that green i was fuckin CrunKeD
crunked by The Reefer Man April 26, 2005
Being very drunk, beyond help seeing double and clutching the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We got totaly crunked at the titty bar last night!
crunked by pledet October 6, 2005

crunked out teef 

When you don't brush often enough so your dentist estimate is over $3000 and you ain't got insurance because you didn't think the $50/month was worth it.
Doug has some crunked out teef, YO!