Crucial

1. Necessary, vital.

2. An obnoxious slang word that surfaced roughly 2 years ago and will not fucking die, along with "phat," "crunk," and Snoop Dogg-esque "izzle" talk. Even more annoying in its condensed form, pronounced "croosh." Usually applied to describe situations or objects in stupid and totally illogical ways.

I really wish dumbasses hadn't bastardized the definition of the word "crucial" and used it purely to describe something that is actually necessary to the given situation.

"YO MAN, I was fucking this phat ass bitch, it was so crucial."

"That's my boy Joe, he's crucial."

"This apple juice is crucial."

"I'm a fucking idiot who uses the word crucial."

by baybid April 18, 2005

crucialness

This is the essence of being socially "crucial", or cool.

Chris is flowing with crucialness.

by Freezeman December 13, 2003

Crucial

Also used as a noun to describe how important and nesessary something is.

This shit is the crucial!

by sammyp July 21, 2008

Crucial

Refers to an action, event, or object that is far beyond amazing. This word is spreading like wild-fire.

Ah shit bro....that dunk was crucial!

by Mack D & Dor January 24, 2003

on the crucial

What one says when trying to stress the truthfulness of his/her statement. It can more or less replace seriously, definitely, or mos def.

There's no way you got tickets to that show last night. Come on now...

No, I did. On the crucial.

by llave89 August 4, 2008

cruciality

criticality but with some crucial element thrown in to make it sound more important. first coined in emails by Scooter in Indonesia in 2005

don't underestimate the cruciality of getting this right!

by indoScoot December 30, 2006

Crucial

1. An adjective used to describe something really cool
2. Can also be used to describe a difficult situation

1. That burnout was crucial! You left serious marks on the street.
2. Man, that test was way too crucial. I think I failed it.

by jbark January 30, 2003