Croydon face lift

Derived from the actions of famous supermodel Kate Moss.

The action of scraping your hair back so tightly into a pony tail and as a result, lifting the face.

You know girl, i got me a Croydon Face lift!

by ChrissytheBlack July 25, 2011

croydon half

Drinking term to describe ordering two pints of beer and downing the first before the barman has completed pouring the second.

I was so thirsty, I had a Croydon half while I was getting that round.

by Reddbird November 7, 2015

Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related

My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole

by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017

Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

by kats067 March 11, 2026

Old Croydon

The greatest place ever. In Pennsylvania right outside of Philadelphia, Old Croydon AkA OC is a small town. Known for having no sidewalks it is an old style type of place. Best known in OC is the Croydon Knights and Croydon Pizza, among many other highlights. Many sports take place but the main ones are Basketball and Football. Basketball is mainly played at CVS courts and football is played wherever.
Many terms have stemmed from Old Croydon like Croydon Bounce and Croydonish.

Jon:Wheres the sidewalks?
Brian:Sidewalks?, were in Old Croydon.

by OldCroydon April 5, 2009

Old Croydon

The greatest place ever. In Pennsylvania right outside of Philadelphia, Old Croydon AkA OC is a small town. Known for having no sidewalks it is an old style type of place. Best known in OC is the Croydon Knights and Croydon Pizza, among many other highlights. Many sports take place but the main ones are Basketball and Football. Basketball is mainly played at CVS courts and football is played wherever.
Many terms have stemmed from Old Croydon like Croydon Bounce and Croydonish.

Jon:Wheres the sidewalks?
Brian:Sidewalks?, were in Old Croydon

by OldCroydon April 5, 2009

St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon

Most students use to be on piss and are in jail but ever since Mr Shields came pussyos took over. The only year that is entertaining is year 9 at written time (2018-2019). Also St Mary's is notorious for drill artist SL studying there.

When the head was Mr Ughwujabo:

"What school do you go?"

"St Mary's Catholic High School Croydon"

"Oh shit I'm sorry I'll leave you alone"

by TMGKendrik1994 June 13, 2019