Crowder

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

Crowder effect

The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.

"That dude sounds dumber every time he opens his mouth"

"It's the Crowder effect, man"

by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

crowdie

"a ridiculously passionate and rowdy sports fan, someone who drinks too much at games, screams and shouts at opposing players, hurls obscenities at umpires and referees, wears official team apparel even to work, and lives and dies by how the team is doing."

"I'm not going to any more games with that asshole Steve," Jim complained, "He's too much of a f'n Crowdie and fanboy. I'm sick and tired of getting into fights in the stands."

by Really Bad Goalie October 9, 2014

crowder powder

White, powdery substance that can be seen on or fall of old men i.e. dandruff.

Man our history teacher left crowder powder on the desk last period!

by pimpnasty101 February 22, 2011

DCB (David Crowder Band)

bottles and cans just clap your hands,

rock you like a hurricane,

sounds like the future

DCB (David Crowder Band) will rock you like a hurricane. DCB (David Crowder Band) sounds like the future.

by JeffMMiller June 22, 2006

crowded

when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!

man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)

by J-4$yTH April 14, 2009