Cronch 

New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.

Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.

Cronch by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 24, 2018

Cronch 

When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions

That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch

Cronch by Cronch giver February 24, 2019

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When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so

Eating popcorn
Nobody:

Skrunky: *CRONCH*

cronch by Tizflint March 24, 2019

Cronch 

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.

“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”

Cronch by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019

Cronch 

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you

Cronch by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020

Cronch 

When you bite something but extra.

"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"

Cronch by Mysterious Mustard Man March 10, 2021

Cronch 

Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.

Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".

Cronch by Stolas Goetia November 20, 2021