Crog

A Mixture Between "Cracked" and "Pog"

"Bro we are literally crogging right now."

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Crogging

Derived from the terms Grog and Cunt, Crogging is the act of smuggling alcohol in ones vagina, the alcohol as a result is the called crog, people who partake in such activity are called croggers

"Dude this party is lame, theres no alcohol"
"Dont worry man we got some bitches crogging"
"Sweet !"

by diddypan September 7, 2011

Crog

A small, round stony poo which takes ones true strength to push out of the tightened clutch of a humanoid being we call an asshole.

He squeezed the the diabolical poo he knew as a crog out of his bum and into the toilet as it made a splash

by Yorkshire pudding April 24, 2017

Crog

Orginially a name for a cross between a crocodile and a frog, it has become a filler word for any situation where the use of a nonvulgar word is needed.

What the crog dude, you drank my soda!

by thecrogstersbaqq15 October 20, 2010

Crog-Master

Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.

Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."

by crisis31 April 20, 2010

Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.

1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.

by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010

Crog Bella

A cousin who is underage and very hot and someone you really want to have sexual interactions with.

Dustin: Wow my cousin Stev is such a Crog Bella.
Bystander: I say.

by 99 FM and Cooking May 20, 2010