Davy Crockett

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.

Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!

by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006

davy crockett challenge

Killing a bear before one's fourth birthday. Comes from the Ballad of Davy Crockett, which states that Davy "kilt him a b'ar bear when he was only three."

"As five-year-old Amos stood over the body of the ferocious grizzly, he knew he would always regret failing the Davy Crockett Challenge"

by SpaceisOverrated December 13, 2014

The Tori-Crockett Effect

(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.

Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect

by tcrockpot October 12, 2020

Davy Crockett

one of the smallest nuclear missiles ever built, used with a recoilless rifle. created by the US military during the cold war. it didn't have good accuracy but its high radiation made up for this.

the Davy Crockett was used in the popular video game metal gear solid 3: snake eater by a Russian colonel of the GRU called colonel Volgin.

by R Kempinski September 5, 2007

The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin

damn jeffery you's a jake crockett

by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier

A secret project in development at the Walt Disney studio in the fall of 1956, following their massively successful Davy Crockett series. Drawn by animator Ward Kimball, sketches show Jiminy Cricket, featured in the 1940 film Pinocchio, in an oversized and skewed coonskin hat instead of his top hat, wearing a buckskin jacket and carrying a rifle in place of his umbrella.

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier, was a concept that refused to hop off the drawing board.

by Monkey's Dad September 29, 2023