Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017

percy crocker

A Cool Dude With A Bad Tude

Damn, look at that Percy Crocker over there

by VanBot87 February 16, 2017

Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

crocker

To do something that screws up someone else.

I had a job all lined up, but that asshole crockered me!

by freem0nt May 23, 2010

chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

butt-crackery

Of or relating to butt cracks; awkward or innappropriate interjection

Enough butt-crackery let's get serious

by Jon-Lizzle May 25, 2010

betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016