crochet people

Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them

“Crochet people are the fittest people in earth”

“Very very true, I’d hit”

by Illstickmytoesinyourface June 10, 2023

Crochet of elderly

A group of older people at a gathering of any kind.

I'm late because I got caught behind a crochet of elderly.

by Brandon M & Vanessa C. September 21, 2021

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019